Ee-ii-ee-ii-oh!

Asher "Song-bird" Dixon,

I made a grave error. I broke down and actually taught you the song, "Old MacDonald Had a Farm." Let's just say I was so sick of singing "Jingle Bells" that I was desperate for a change of song - any change. Oh foolish me! While "Jingle Bells" can pretty much be limited to one verse, "Old MacDonald" can go on indefinitely. I'll ask you what was on the farm and we'll go through the typical list (cows, horses, ducks, dogs), and when I'm pretty sure we've exhausted all farm animals and the song can now come to an end, you'll start throwing out non-farm animals (moose, elephants, flamingos). Needless to say, I do not know how these animals sound, but yet the song goes on....

Eeeeee...

Iiiiiii....

Ooooooh!!!!

Love,
Mom