There's no more denying it or putting it off. You need a haircut!
Why, you ask, is this such a necessity? Because you're looking a little shaggy and people are beginning to mistake you for a girl. Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but it's true!
So I got out my scissors and while dad tried to distract you in his lap, I did some snipping!
While you didn't seem to enjoy the whole process, I must say that I'm pretty happy with the results!