I'll Just Take a Peek...

Asher Man,

I can tell that sometimes the days get a wee boring around the house with just me to keep you company.  Luckily, you are of a resourceful bent, so you excel in finding ways to make yourself useful. For example:

In an effort to help me maintain maximum efficiency when it comes to running the household, you graciously took inventory of the desk cabinets in the kitchen.
You assured me that it really wasn't any trouble...

At first glance, everything seemed to be in order.
You issued a full report that the cabinets in the kitchen did indeed contain "stuff" and "things" and a more detailed report would be more forthcoming as soon as you learned how to write.

Keep up the good work, son!

Love,
Mom