Why Buy Toys?

My Little One,

You have some really cool toys that I've bought and others have given you.  And yet, for all that money and time picking out just the right toy, you seem to prefer the dishwasher to almost anything else.

In fact, when the dishwasher door is closed because it's going or I've just shut it, you sit up on your knees and bang on it.  Very cute!

Love,
Mom

Asher's Favorite Plaything